Yes it’s the attack of the Evil Beaver! When the park ranger says don’t feed the animals. DON’T FEED THE FREAKING ANIMALS!
“He’s grown to tremendous size!” said one ranger before she headed south from Yosemite to Kings Canyon NP.
“He’s eaten 3 full grown black bears!” said the Yosemite police lieutenant.
“AiiiiEEEEE!!!” screamed a mom sprinting at olympic speeds with her baby in a backpack. The husband could not be found.
“We’re mobilizing the National Guard to go after the Marmaduke. We expect to have the situation under complete control.” said President Bush in a press conference.
He could strike anywhere at anytime. Save your pets! Save your children! Save yourselves!
Delete the other person’s MIDDLE name and repost this with the title “what does your middle name mean?” in 11 minutes and something wonderful will happen…..
C : You are really silly.
H : You have very good personality and good looks.
A: You like to drink.
R : Easy to fall in love with.
L: Awesome in bed
E : Awesome in bed
S : Fuckin crazy awsome.
A: You like to drink.
B : You like people.
C : You are really silly.
D: You like to drink
E : Awesome in bed
F : You are dead sexy.
G : You never let people tell you what to do.
H : You have very good personality and good looks.
I : You Are Great in bed.
J : People Adore yOU
K : You’re wild and crazy.
L: Awesome in bed
M : Best kisser ever.
N : You like to drink.
O: Awesome kisser.
P : You are popular with all types of people.
Q : You are a hypocrite.
R : Easy to fall in love with.
S : Fuckin crazy awsome.
T : You’re loyal to those you love.
U : You really like to chill.
V : You are not judgemental.
W : You are very broad minded.
X : You never let people tell you what to do.
Y: best b/f g/f anyone could ask for
Z : Always ready
Do you have any pets?
No.
What color shirt are you wearing?
Not. I am at home.
Name three things that are physically close to you:
Cellphone, Camera, MP3 player.
What is the last book you read?
Ender’s Game by Orson Scott Card
Are you or were you a good student?
So so in college. I pulled it together my last two years.
What’s your favorite sport?
Weight lifting. But I don’t watch sports much.
Do you enjoy sleeping late?
People sleep?
What’s the weather like right now?
SUMMER HAS ARRIVED. Hot and not raining. Now to keep the high pressure system over us until the end of Sept.
Who tells the best jokes?
Lewis Black
What was the last thing you dreamed about?
Don’t remember dreams from last night for some reason.
Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
A woman ran a stop sign and smashed the passenger front end of my mustang in 1992. I am still pissed about that. I liked that car.
Do you believe in karma?
YES
Do you believe in luck?
Sure
Do you like your eggs scrambled or sunny side up?
Scrambled. With Garlic and Black Pepper. I don’t care for undercooked egg.
Do you collect anything? If so, what?
Cat pics on Flickr
Are you proud of yourself?
To an increasing extent.
Are you reliable?
Mostly.
Have you ever given money to a bum?
Yeah but I’m not consistent.
What’s your favorite food?
Most anything with garlic.
Have you ever had a secret admirer?
Yeah
Do you like the smell of gasoline?
No. I hate spilling that crap on me.
Do like to draw?
Yeah. I’m going to start working on a tattoo design.
What’s your favorite invention?
The clothing hanging appliance for when you have to use public restrooms. I haven’t submitted a patent yet so shhhh!
Is your room messy?
The process of removal and reorganization continues.
What do you like better: oranges or apples?
Oranges. Am allergic to apples.
Do you give in easily?
That all depends on the circumstances and “who” and “what” I would be giving in to.
Are you a good guesser?
Sometimes
Can you read other people’s expressions?
Sometimes
Are you a bully?
No
Do you have a job?
Yes
What time did you wake up this morning?
12:30pm
What did you eat for breakfast this morning?
Pistachios. I’m weird.
When was the last time you showered?
In 10 min.
What do you plan on doing tomorrow?
Dr. Appt.
What’s your favorite day of the week and why?
Weekends cause we’re not putting in 40 hours for personal enrichment.
Do you have any nicknames?
Yes and I am still recovering.
Have you ever been scuba diving?
Nope
What’s your least favorite color?
Yellow
Is there someone you have been constantly thinking about? If yes, who?
No
Would you ever go skydiving?
No but I will go up on that Branson/Virgin space trip if someone will front me the $250,000.
What toothpaste do you use?
Crest Pro Health Cinnamon
Do you enjoy challenges?
Sometimes
What’s the worst injury you have had?
Pulled muscles in my back when I was 21. It comes back every so often. So I have to keep my lats exercised.
What’s the last movie you saw?
Fantastic Four
What do you want to know about the future?
Will we ever get out of this insane cycle we’re in.
What does your last text message say?
“Have a brunch Sunday, How about Saturday” It’s from my buddy Rachel.
Who was the last person you spoke over the phone to?
Mom. I try to stay off the cell.
What’s your favorite school subject?
Science classes
What’s your least favorite school subject?
English. Teacher was a pain. I hated taking notes on 3×5 cards.
Would you rather have money or love?
Both
What is your dream vacation?
Isla de Pascua (Easter Island)
What is your favorite animal?
Cat! Didn’t grow up with animals. Chose cats because they’re not as emotionally needy.
Do you miss anyone right now?
Yep
What’s the last sporting event you watched?
Don’t ask me about sports. I’ll disappoint you.
Do you need to do laundry?
Yep.
Do you listen to the radio?
Coast to Coast AM on the way home at 1am.
Where were you when 9/11 happened?
I was sleeping. I got up and went to the bathroom and then looked at the answering machine and there were two calls. One from mom telling me to turn on the TV and call her and one from a computer technician who had my PC and lived downtown.
What do you do when vending machines steal your money?
Engage in profanity and then fill out the refund envelope in the busted 3×5 card box by the microwave.
Have you ever caught a butterfly?
Caught, no. Have had a couple land on my shoulder.
