If you found out during a first date that the person you’re with has genital herpes would there be a second date? Is there any amount of “charming” or “hot” that can overcome that? I just have a hunch that these “and I don’t” people found out after a few [...]

Shelley Winters said, “Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.” If you’re thinking about doing that, remember that you will need to run everything through the ex filter. If she is a crazy, manipulative or vindictive person, her assessment of her ex and her time [...]

Tip Nº 985: When both you and your girlfriend are in bed and hear the noise, do not say “are you?” when she asks if you are going to check it out. She’ll feel safe and grateful. And gratitude sex is even better than makeup sex. This is an opportunity [...]

I dated this girl once. If you can call it “dating.” I mean we went out once. It was a date. She was a classmate in college and I was attracted to her and she found me…well something. Anyway we were talking. And at some point she brought up the [...]

My buddy Tim. When I told him some of the things I wanted to avoid in my next relationship, like not dealing with excessive criticism, he said, “Raymond you must want a dead woman.” Then he said, “Go down to the porno store and buy yourself a blowup doll. ‘Cause [...]

Dude, Did you just put on lip balm and are about to kiss her? Ewwwww. Stop it! Give her a hug and go away for a couple of days. Buy her presents and flowers. Hold her hand. Break open some vitamin E caplets and rub that on your lips for [...]

If you want to know how close you are to someone, take a drive across the country with them. One of three things will happen. You’ll just carry on like you always do and it’ll be like you never left town. You’ll start out okay, then drive each other nuts [...]

There was a boy who hung around my neighborhood when I was a kid. He and I never got along. In fact he went out of his way to interfere with my activities with the other neighborhood kids. So clicking fast forward, I moved to California, came back, finished high [...]

So one day a young man comes over to ask the father’s permission to date his daughter. After presenting his case the father let’s out a grunt and says, “we’ll see about that.” The girl runs to her mother who says, “Everything’s gonna be alright, honey.” So the two date [...]

It’s about losing track completely. About being totally free and totally consumed at the same time. Holding. Touching. It’s about lips and skin and hands and faces and hair. If it were possible for two people to step off the world and support themselves by the energy of the kiss, [...]