Adapted from Col. Delmore Payne’s (Joe Morton) conversation with Pvt. Athena Johnson (Chandra Wilson) in the 1996 movie Lone Star. A worker doesn’t have to believe in every line of the company mission statement. Most of them are there to back up their fellow workers. They try not to get [...]

I want one at the edge of my driveway.

Some genius decided to back up our much desired setting ahead of the clocks by 3 weeks making it today 3/11 as the beginning of Daylight Savings Time. My two radio-controlled atomic clocks picked up the correct signal and set themselves. I had to set my PC by hand. The [...]

What? I can’t be out of checks! I still have money left! I just ran out of checks in my business account. I’ll have to order some more on Monday.

It appears that someone has reasoned out an answer to the old question of whether the chicken or egg came first. The egg came first. It was laid by a proto-chicken and by mutation produced the chicken. Now to go on the quest for the proto-chicken and upon finding it [...]

Lala asked if it is possible to have a 3-way seesaw. I have put this together for her. In going over the motion in my head it would seem that the riders would need to take motion sickness meds. I am going to keep working on the sketches and see [...]

Alarm clocks are no longer permitted to be left unattended in the workplace. If you require a desk alarm you MUST take it with you each day. Thanks, Your Coworkers

My gut reaction is that the purpose of this bag is to ensure that the people who would otherwise give you odd looks for carrying something bizarre will be too afraid to do so.

I am still at a loss for words about this. I never thought much of her…just seemed like a lot of hype and hoopla over someone who based her life on hype and hoopla. If I had to describe her succinctly I’d say she was a walking storm in a [...]