“This year, taxpayers will receive an Economic Stimulus Payment. This is a very exciting new program that I will explain,20using the Q and A format: Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment? A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers. Q. Where will the government get [...]
From Kellie, my Senior Content Provider 24. Yellow Pages – This year will be pivotal for the global Yellow Pages industry. Much like newspapers, print Yellow Pages will continue to bleed dollars to their various digital counterparts, from Inte rnet Yellow Pages (IYPs), to local search engines and combination search/listing [...]
This morning there was a knock at my door. When I answered the door I found a well groomed, nicely dressed couple. The man spoke first: “Hi! I’m John, and this is Mary.” Mary: “Hi! We’re here to invite you to come kiss Hank’s ass with us.” Me: “Pardon me?! [...]
Friendship among Women: A woman didn’t come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend’s house. The man called his wife’s 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it. Friendship among Men: A man didn’t come home one [...]
HOW DO YOU GET INTO HEAVEN? I was testing the children in my Newfoundland Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to Heaven. I asked them, “If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to [...]
Little Melissa comes home from 1st grade & tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine’s Day. “Since Valentine’s Day is for a Christian saint, and we’re Jewish,” she asks, “Will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine? Melissa’s father thinks a bit, then [...]
An old black man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his yearly collard green garden, but it was always very hard work for him because the ground was hard. His only son, Junebugg Jankins III, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote [...]
This thing was in a box under my desk. I tend to kick quite a bit when I am sitting at a workstation for a shift. It has a button in one of the feet and evidently I must have bumped the box in just the right spot. I was [...]
What you have to believe to be a democrat You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand. Businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity. Guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese [...]
Announcement from Apple Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost $499 or $599 depending on cup size. This has been hailed as a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and [...]