I’ve heard everything from an AmbienCR sleepwalking episode to domestic violence with his wife attacking him for fooling around with some unnamed woman. Now there is a headline that he may be fined for the accident. I’m sorry. But his 18 minutes are up. The fine probably has to do with replacing the fireplug he ran over.

Whatever.

Sorry for the lack of compassion but again this is something taking our attention off after celebrity crap and away from watching what the government officials are up to.