•    

  •    
  • My BlogCatalog BlogRank
     

  •  
  •  

    November 2009
    S M T W T F S
    « Oct   Dec »
    1234567
    891011121314
    15161718192021
    22232425262728
    2930  
  • Categories

  • Archives

    You are here:
    Home » 2009 » The Fix

    The Fix

    November 12, 2009 by Administrator  
    Posted in: 2009

    An article in the St. Petersburg Fl. Times. The Business Section asked readers for ideas on: “How Would You Fix the Economy?”
    I think this guy nailed it!

    Dear Mr. President,

    Please find below my suggestion for fixing America ‘s economy. Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan. You can call it the “Patriotic Retirement Plan”:

    There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force. Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the following stipulations:

    1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings – Unemployment fixed.

    2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered – Auto Industry fixed.

    3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage – Housing Crisis fixe d.

    It can’t get any easier than that!!

    P.S. If more money is needed, have all members in Congress pay their taxes…

    Mr. President, while you’re at it, make Congress retire on Social Security and Medicare. I’ll bet both programs would be fixed pronto!


    One Response to “The Fix”

    Tell us what you think

    Tell us what you're thinking about this content! Get a personal pic from Gravatar and share your thoughts!