The Republicans appear to be thinking.

In a society of disarmed victims, help is always a phone call away. Assuming you have a phone. Assuming you are still alive and can use it.

I still haven’t finished the tax return. I got a lot done on Schedule D. There are a few more things to wrap up on that. It’s just that for the past couple of weekends I look over at that IRS book and just move on to something else…

The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they had a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of [...]

Exchanging freedom for relative liberty yields the same final result as exchanging water for relative humidity, namely the end of life as you know it.

Another blissfully unaware person set off a terrorist stinkbomb (burnt popcorn) in the microwave down the hall which is located directly under the air vent.

The ability to own land should not exist at the pleasure of taxing authorities. I’m leaving it at that. The idea needs to sink in.

Whenever you hear someone say “well it’s not wrong when we’re doing it,” it’s even more wrong.

I got a spam message attempting to urge me to call and activate a $10,000 line of credit.