Before signing up for something I am going to look the site over to make sure there is a clear way to close the account if I decide to. I get tired of having to email customer service drones and dealing with the retention department.

Nitey Nite to the Blagojevich Administration Okay Blago is actually Serbian so yeah I’m making a slight slur.

A writer to Dear Abby a couple of months ago says that thong underwear is “sinful.” Now opinions on taste and modesty are all over the place, but at a time when a financial drain hole has opened up in the middle of the country, do we really need to [...]

You are on the bus when you suddenly realize…you need to fart. The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat. After a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stop. As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring [...]

I installed Thunderbird and downloaded a bazillion emails from gmail. A lot of stuff that I do read got labeled “Junk” so I am turning that off but deleting a lot of the messages. I am running Pidgin for chat and Thunderbird for email so I don’t have to have [...]

I’ve written it all out in detail. Now to enter it into the PDF file and print it out. I still have not received my tax book. Hopefully before Friday.

As society continues to dumb-down, popular culture and the education system having designed it to do so, the ability to change a tire shall be likened to a magician’s secret. Then we’ll know that the doom we’ve been facing has arrived.

President Obama will lift the funding ban on abortion groups abroad.

For the past few days the song “I Just Wanna Stop” by Gino Vannelli has been stuck in my head. I knew I had the song on one of the computers. It wasn’t on the iPod and as it turns out it wasn’t on the laptop which talks to the [...]