If she kills you, you get to stand in the same line to find out if you get to heaven and since the line is really really long (From what I hear Adam and Eve are still standing in it. Occasionally ticket scalpers show up. But eventually they get beat up by angelic security and thrown out.) when people start asking each other how they died, instead of “I got hit by a bus” you get to say, “This unbelievably hot chick grabbed me by the throat, lifted me a foot off the ground and snapped her fingers. Next thing I remember was standing in this line.”

Now back to griping about the unmitigatedly evil Bizzaro people running our unmitigatedly evil upside-down Bizzaro world.