Yes it’s the attack of the Evil Beaver! When the park ranger says don’t feed the animals. DON’T FEED THE FREAKING ANIMALS!

“He’s grown to tremendous size!” said one ranger before she headed south from Yosemite to Kings Canyon NP.

“He’s eaten 3 full grown black bears!” said the Yosemite police lieutenant.

“AiiiiEEEEE!!!” screamed a mom sprinting at olympic speeds with her baby in a backpack. The husband could not be found.

“We’re mobilizing the National Guard to go after the Marmaduke. We expect to have the situation under complete control.” said President Bush in a press conference.

He could strike anywhere at anytime. Save your pets! Save your children! Save yourselves!