A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday. After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive. She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn’t want to spend a fortune. “Well,” said the clerk, “I [...]

I got contact lenses today. I haven’t worn contacts since 1981. This is an attempt to save money since I won’t be having to pay an obscene amount of money for frames since I wear eyeglass frames in the 50s and the cheap ones are usually too small or look [...]