If an hour has passed and you still cannot smell anything but your cologne or perfume, you are probably using too much.
One of the Edittors over here said he had forgotten it was Halloween and thought I had decided to go through “some sort of transformation.” I think he was trying to say he thought I was crossdressing.
Consulting the Book Originally uploaded by ShutterCat7. We did an Egyptian theme for this year. So I bought a mask and some gold cloth and had the headdress put together (Mom does a better job with ye olde sewing machine than I ever have been able to) and used the [...]
The restroom is not the arena for male bonding. Since you are obviously not bleeding or otherwise in need of immediate medical attention, please SHUT UP! FINISH YOUR BUSINESS! AND LEAVE!
An elementary teacher starts a new job at a school in Dallas, Texas and was trying to make a good impression on her first day explains to her class that she’s a Cowboys fan. She asks the class to raise their hands if they too are Cowboy fans. Everyone in [...]
My grandparents had a house next door to their minister’s. I got to know Rev. Dewitty pretty well over the years and sometime during the summer after I graduated from HS I visited his church. Most of my family is Baptist. I’m one of a few “deviants” from that tradition. [...]
In the immortal words of Britney, oops we did it again…
The thread of solidarity between our two peoples is very very very thin…filament thin.
If you have to talk about how many generations your family has been in the US, you ain’t been here long.
Once again I have something to ship and once again I am looking for the damn tape.