Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself. However, the gates are closed, and Forrest approaches the gatekeeper. St. Peter said, “Well, Forrest, it is certainly good to see you. We have heard a lot about you. I must tell [...]

I am sad to say it ran like this.

You Are a Ham Sandwich You are quiet, understated, and a great comfort to all of your friends. Over time, you have proven yourself as loyal and steadfast. And you are by no means boring. You do well in any situation – from fancy to laid back. Your best friend: [...]

Do you have any pets? No. What color shirt are you wearing? Not. I am at home. Name three things that are physically close to you: Cellphone, Camera, MP3 player. What is the last book you read? Ender’s Game by Orson Scott Card Are you or were you a good [...]

I have to go do lab tests in a while. There are times when I plan to go do this and forget that I’m not supposed to eat.