I have decided to sue the Unilever company, makers of Axe body spray. I have been using this stuff for a couple of years now and I have yet to be fondled or chased by women while wearing it. If any other guys want to join me on this suit, [...]

Thank you for fucking up a perfectly good nap with your air horn. This job that you do driving through parking lots blowing your horn and waving your flashlight must hve been devised by a government bureaucrat. It is having all the effects of something handed down from Washington.

I had to add showering to the list of things I do before bed. Showering when I need to be heading out the door for work places me in too much of a rush. More to come.

A funny thing happened on the way to the coffee shop. It happens in most large cities and less in small towns around the country. You’re standing in line at the movie theater, sitting in a booth at a restaurant, walking down an aisle at a grocery store…pretty much anywhere. [...]