I was on the way to Wal-Mart for one of my 2am peregrinations (walking around the store and shopping). I had turned on CoastToCoastAm and tonight was the ouija board show. I listen to Coast on the way home every night. They were about 25min from pulling out the board [...]

I actually made it through the entire shift without any caffeine. I did take a SleepMD before I went to bed, but I had trouble falling asleep.

Lady, The answer is yes, I am stopped at the crosswalk waiting for you to gather your five and seven year olds and decide whether you are crossing the street this way or that way. You don’t have turn-signals mounted on our bum, so I really need for you to [...]

Now that I think about it, I really hate that period, early in a friendship when you are saying stuff and wondering if you’re offending them or something. I have a pretty outrageous sense of humor and don’t like walking on eggshells. I figure like this, a friendship ought to [...]