Someone called in to Coast to Coast AM and used the phrase “Atomic Nuculus.” Don’t tell the President. It’ll end up in one of his speeches.

“Media Ownership Reform Act (H.R. 3302),” better known as MORA is being unearthed and in Frankensteinian fashion is having electricity applied yet again. Dems, Please… If you want to demonize Bush for the PATRIOT act, don’t propose a Hush Rush Bill. I get nervous when people start trying to shut [...]

I got my bag slung over my shoulder. It doesn’t mean I’m making any kind of sexual orientation statement. It also isn’t any of your business. I don’t have to justify a goddamned thing to you. I’m not interested in you, your sister or anybody else connected to you. So [...]

I had a South Beach Diet Entree. There was enough salt in that stuff to cure a ham. Not impressed.

I am not undressing you with my eyes. I am giving you a foot-rub with them.

Ugh I hate having to color correct these battlebot webcam pics for print. I really wish the photographers would go out and take pics with real cameras. Instead it looks like they’re pinching snapshots off the real estate websites.