I am using an old Gatorade 20oz bottle as a shaker because of the wide mouth. No matter how many times I wash it, if I let it sit a day it smells like the Gatorade. I don’t know when this stuff was actually bottled but it has definitely become [...]

I do solemly swear that I will defend my people against all idiots, foreign and domestic. This mainly has to do with dealing with people who make condescending compliment-ey sounding statements which are nothing but racist remarks dipped in High Fructose Corn Syrup.

For me, shoes are supposed to be a protective extension of my foot, not trays or boats to carry them in. As a result I try to keep them tied a bit more tightly than some folks. A couple of years ago I went to a certified pedorthist to look [...]

A coworker got pissed at something and started singing that damn little teapot song rewritten for mushrooms and I cannot get it out of my head.