When our lawn mower broke and wouldn’t run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf, the house, always something more important to me. Finally she thought of [...]

Now Shaddup! I hate it when Macintoshes read the error messages outloud in that techno-falsetto voice.

I just did a renewal of my domain. Yippee Sorry, I just got up a little while ago.

I’ve been watching quite a few of the crime shows on CourtTV and Discovery Times. I cringe every time I hear a murder or other violent defendant given a disgustingly short sentence (less than 20 years) or murder defendants sentenced to life with parole. After Kenneth McDuff’s release, commiting another [...]

A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, “Have you been in the service?” “Yes,” he says. “I was in Viet Nam for three years.” The interviewer says, “That will give you extra points toward employment.” He then asks, “Are you disabled [...]

The daughter of a friend of mine is going to a school where her teacher assesses behaviour according to something like the terror alert system from Homeland Security. So some days she comes home purple (exceptionally good), green, yellow, orange, or red (needin’ a talkin’ to). I have made the [...]

While I understand the reasoning behind the bill, I think the overall tendency of prices to rise 25-40% over the “summer” months is actually worse than a few schmucks scattered around the country hiking theirs even higher. But if you would like to contact Congress about this, visit pol.moveon.org.

I am sitting here watching the last two episodes of Veronica Mars and wondering why those idiots with the red pen decided to cancel the show.

Someone has decided to make June 19, 2007 Garfield Day. Therefore I hereby designate Garfield an African-American cat. No lasagna, just tons of barbeque.

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