Another one of those picture puzzles to prove I am not a bot.

I haven’t posted or even looked at my blog in six days. Gawd I need to get this accounting crap over with.

Evidently the third installment of the web-swinger is already out on DVD in China for a buck.

1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right,and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. FiveMinutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutesto watch the [...]

I got a call from a former tenant (god I love the way those two words hook together) today asking if I was coming to pick up the rent. I said, “I’m not the property manager anymore.” It felt good.

Newborn lamb Originally uploaded by Aeioux. Things like this make me confident that life will go on and that the human race will survive despite the stupidity and ill intentions of those we elect. That is not to say they do not need to be guided in more useful directions.

I have known people who got as far as setting up their doctoral committee only to find that the professors they needed were too arrogant to work together on their behalf. I think in such a case the dean should be allowed to sign off on the student’s dissertation and [...]

Kurt Vonnegut 11 Nov. 1922–11 Apr. 2007

Mullah Cimoc say ameriki not free now. benjamin franklin him so sad if see amerika. truth: them have tattoos and knappy hair and in waziristan any the woman have tattoo is ho. fo show. Did not english ancestor subdue king at runnymeade for make truth a defense at law. so [...]

So I have a cold this week. How I got it, who sneezed, breathed, coughed or touched the doorknob ahead of me is irrelevant. I walk into work on Tuesday and an otherwise intelligent person admonished me that I need to take care of myself. For a couple of seconds [...]