Archive for August, 2006


Wasabi Flavored? Originally uploaded by NoNo Joe. Funyuns Wasabi Flavored. Call the Narco unit. We have indirect evidence that crack cocaine has been distributed at the Funyuns plant.

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I actually remember flight attendants saying, “The captain has turned on the no-smoking sign. Please extinguish all smoking materials.” Now they leave the no-smoking sign on and come around to tell you that you can use your iPods and Blackberry devices.

2 weeks ago I was named Employee of the Month for something I did for a customer. There is a cash prize and a reserved parking place. Well about half the time when I get here there is someone in my space. I always strive for self-sufficiency, whether I make [...]

Posted in: Pad of paper

Lillie Mae Courtney, 89, passed away on Wednesday, August 23, 2006. She was born March 14, 1917 in Bartlett, Texas to Hardy and Margarett Williams. Retired after 25 years with the El Paso Independent School District, and was a dedicated and faithful member of Shiloh Baptist Church. Preceded in death [...]

Hi. I am a busybody magnet and these are my confessions: I don’t quite know what it is with people. It just seems that whenever I enter a new situation, whether it be job, school, church, whatever, invariably the question of my marital status, sex life or social life, comes [...]

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They’d all be looking across the expanse at us and our pronouncement demoting them to a dwarf planet and smiling as they think about how we’ll all be dead, a year from now, from their perspective.

Really Cute Originally uploaded by ShutterCat7. The doorbell rang this morning. My friends Doug and Kellie sent me this lovely picture frame. It’s so shiny and silver and all. If you’re wondering what’s in it, well all picture frames have a filler that you take out to put in the [...]

Kraft Foods for their Bacon Snack Bars with Tang recipe.

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I am afraid I have yet to see someone with one of these. I’m not sure what I think about it other than I much prefer it to admobile which drives around and sits in traffic burning up gas while the per gallon average cost is up around $3.00, not [...]

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Someone sent me this photo. I tinkered together a postcard similar to the Demotivation posters at Despair dot com.

Posted in: Humor