TEACH YOUR COUGHING TUBERCULAR BRAT TO COVER HIS MOUTH!!!! I actually got up and moved to the other side of the theater to remove myself from trying to watch a movie for 2 hours amid the cascading mucussy sputum/spray from the row behind me.
Companies and Government agencies have to stop issuing laptop computers with vital records and databases on them. Try this. I promise you won’t see that much of a difference: Make them log in from the net like the rest of the world. Or at least change your slogans and mission [...]
Okay I called the Census Bureau. It turns out that they had my phone number attached to someone else’s name and address. I wonder what’s next.
I am sure that I have said here before that I sleep with the TV on most nights. Sometimes I fall asleep watching a DVD, sometimes stuff I have recorded on Tivo and other times I’ll start watching something on “Live TV.” Well you go to sleep during one thing [...]
There is a movie out whose title is The Devil Wears Prada. That title is not descriptive of reality. The Devil does not wear Prada. The Devil wears Crocs. The Devil’s girlfriend wears Prada.
I got a phone call today from the US Census Bureau. They gave me a case number. Wooo Maybe they heard I had some uncomplimentary things to say about their census quiz they have been sending out.
If you ever need someone to describe something in both an entertainingly and devastatingly accurate manner, hire Heather B. Armstrong of Dooce dot com. “Oh! You mean those shoes that look like the warted claws of a creature who lives under a bridge and dines on the intestines of ferrets?” [...]
So a British Army regiment’s pet goat was busted in rank after it broke formation and ran back and forth knocking soldiers out of step. Somewhere in space and time that goat is someone’s god. Other places in space and time that goat is someone’s dinner. Maybe the commander should [...]
Batmobile2 Originally uploaded by ShutterCat7. A Plymouth that is being modified to resemble the original Batmobile. It is located a few miles outside Bastrop, TX.